so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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