You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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