my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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