What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
