Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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