check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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