we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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