Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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