and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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