Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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