Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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