Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
my being single is dangerous.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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