i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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