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that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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