Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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