There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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