One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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