How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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