Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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