What a fucking waste of an outfit
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
