The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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