just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So vagazzling was a success
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
