R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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