fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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