And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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