Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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