quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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