she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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