Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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