yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We are all done wearing pants today
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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