I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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