Three words: puerto rican gang bang
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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