Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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