Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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