Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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