Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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