wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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