I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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