So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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