I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I can text with my tongue
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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