The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
