I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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