Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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