I want you more than these girls want KFC
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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