Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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