He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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