You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
