My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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