Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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She bit a glass in half.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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