Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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