Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She announced her abortion via fbk
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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