? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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