omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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