the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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