You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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