Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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